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    October 23

    F4语录

    关于牛的一些联想
    昨日，牛回家被妈妈翻出了书包中的香烟，他妈妈问他为什么买烟，他说给哥们儿买的。（以下为我和建建的联想），晚上回去烟只剩下不到半盒，然后
    妈妈：为什么少了这么多
    牛：这是新买的
    妈妈：为什么新买？
    牛：那盒我没抽，大家一起嫖妓抽掉了
    妈妈：你去嫖妓？
    牛：是我们吸完毒后去嫖妓的
    妈妈：啊？你们吸毒？
    牛：不是，我们倒卖军火，他们没钱了，给我的毒品
    妈妈：啊？你们倒卖军火？
    牛：不是，我们杀了一人，强的枪
    妈妈：啊？你们杀人？
    牛：不是拉，我正抽烟呢,他抢我烟，我就杀了他？
    妈妈：……
    11:18 PM | Blog it

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    Picture of Anonymous
    Sandirago wrote:
    ^_^，和我的space上写的一样啊，
    Oct. 28
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    翠花儿，呵呵。。 wrote:
    去写科幻小说吧，就是别人看不懂那种，一定畅销。呵呵
    Oct. 26
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    飞猫大人 wrote:
    我发现你越来越有口才了……
    Oct. 26
    Picture of Anonymous
    nitramseraph wrote:
    你 你 你 你 你不是熊
    Oct. 25
    Picture of Anonymous
    卜~ wrote:
    想象力真是个好东西。。。。
    Oct. 24

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